I'm half Jewish, half Scottish. It's hard for me to buy anything.

If you have Darwin, Christ and Nietzsche, they're all going to talk at once. You need somebody who listens.

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.

Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him.

I lost my virginity when I was 14. And I haven't been able to find it.

At one time there were voiceover artists, now there are celebrity voiceover artists. It's unfortunate because these people need the money less than the voiceover artist.

One of the scary things is that, when you're a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no fear. When you're an adult, you realize your father had fear, and that you have it, too.