Some of my high school teachers did remind me that I had an excellent imagination when it came to making up excuses.

I don't think I could write a straight drama.

The ideal time for writing a [television] script is four days, though sometimes it has to be two or three days depending on the deadline. If it's two days, sometimes there are things I see that don't work as well. If I have two weeks, the scripts get kind of flabby and lack the adrenaline that a sense of deadline fills you with.

I think the law changes, which is a nice luxury.

Chemistry is not anything an executive producer or writer can orchestrate or plan; you just hope for it.

For me, I'm happy to succeed on any network.

I never thought of myself as a writer.