Nobles and peasants marry early. Businessmen tend to wait.

The dullest man in the world is charming beyond belief when he's pouring gold coins from one hand to the other.

Women are almost always angry with men for one reason or another. It's one of things you'll have to get used to, as you get older.

...If there's a noise in the woods, and there's nobody around to hear it, is it really a noise?" "Of course it is," she replied calmly. "How did you reach that conclusion?" Beldin demanded. "Because there's no such thing as an empty place, uncle. There are always creatures around --wild animals, mice, insects, birds --and they can all hear." "But what if there weren't? What if the woods are truly empty?" "Why waste your time talking about an impossibility?

Water....I'm thirsty not dirty.

Consistency is the defense of a small mind

Everything is idiocy if you choose to look at it in the proper perspective.