When ignorance is bliss, there's folly in wisdom.

Wise are you, indeed... to know what is not possible.

The dullest man in the world is charming beyond belief when he's pouring gold coins from one hand to the other.

Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They just walk you through, hand out the diplomas and you fill in your name later on.

The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day.

When ignorance is bliss, there's folly in wisdom.

Who owns a man, Durnik?” the blond young man asked sadly. “The one who rules him, or the one who pays him?