As soon as somebody falls in love, all the wits seem to dribble out of the bottom of his head.
David EddingsYou're a cynic," Urgit accused. Silk shook his head. "No, Your Majesty. I'm a realist.
David EddingsCall it my little gesture toward social conscience, but I like to think I'm teaching a certain number of people to read. Now that sounds pretentious!
David EddingsWhat happened to your foot?" "I had a little disagreement with an eagle --stupid birds, eagles. He couldn't tell the difference between a hawk and a pigeon. I had to educate him. He bit me while I was tearing out a sizable number of his wing feathers." "Uncle," Polgara said reproachfully. "He started it.
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