Any time there's something so ridiculously dangerous that no rational human being would try it, they send for me.' --Garion
David EddingsI taught in a small teacher's college for three or four years, at which point all the administrators got a pay raise and the teaching faculty didn't.
David EddingsIf you're going to maintain any kind of self-respect, you're going to have to keep secrets from yourself.
David EddingsVella looked around. "This is really a revolting place, Yarblek," she told him. "You've been spending too much time with Porenn," he said. "You're starting to get delicate." "How would you like to have me gut you?" she offered. "That's my girl.
David EddingsBehold Vo Mimbre," Mandorallen proclaimed with pride, "queen of cities. Upon that rock the tide of Angarak crashed and recoiled and crashed again. Upon this field met they their ruin. The soul and pride of Arendia doth reside within that fortress and the power of the Dark One may not prevail against it." "We've been here before, Mendorallen," Mister Wolf said sourly.
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