The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems.

Being a rock star is being a rock star, I don't need to go into the details. What would you do if you were a rock star?

Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did.

The travels before and after the tour are what add up to what you're doing. You are really called into service - and it's the service industry man, it's blue collar man, I'm sweating by the second song. It's construction work from that second song on.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance