The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

In the United States, you can put on a cowboy hat and join the country-western neighborhood. If you're down below 14th Street in New York City, that's bohemian; that's left-wing.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing

You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.

It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.

I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success