You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

Radio as we know it is pretty much changing completely.

Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.