You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.