People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!

I'm gonna abandon my spirit to them, which is actually what I attempt to do. You work yourself up into that state and you fall in supplication of the demon gods.

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

In the United States, you can put on a cowboy hat and join the country-western neighborhood. If you're down below 14th Street in New York City, that's bohemian; that's left-wing.

I'm a natural behind the camera... My attentions are more toward behind the scenes, more toward creating, producing, and directing what's going on here... When I finally do pop in front of the lens, I'm genuinely glad and relieved to be there.