People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!

I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50

I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.