The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
Let's play with the career, if we can't find anything else to do
Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.
It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it
I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.
You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.