If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.
Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!
Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner.
The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!