The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello
It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it
The most important part of any rock song is the guitar solo.
Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage
You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.