The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

I'm gonna abandon my spirit to them, which is actually what I attempt to do. You work yourself up into that state and you fall in supplication of the demon gods.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.