simon: that's disgusting! me: what's disgusting? simon: you know. you put your thing in the place where he, um, defecates.

The older I get, the more I lose my ability to breathe.

That's the problem with having a moral code. We want to destroy the jerkish part of the jerks, but we want to save the human being underneath.

It's like you're a character in this book that everyone around you is writing, and suddenly you have to say, 'I'm sorry, but this role isn't right for me'. And you have to start writing your own life and doing your own thing.

You're giving up. You're slipping into being miserable and if you are being miserable, then it's all about you again. But it's not all about you. Love doesn't work that way.

All I get is tomorrow.

need is never a good basis for any relationship. it has to be much more than that.