Are you a vegetarian?' I ask, based on the evidence in front of me. She nods. 'Why?' 'Because I have this theory that when we die, every animal that we've eaten has a chance at eating us back. So if you're a carnivore and you add up all the animals you've eaten--well, that's a long time in purgatory, being chewed.' 'Really?' She laughs. 'No. I'm just sick of the question. I mean, I'm a vegetarian because I think it's wrong to eat other sentient creatures. And it sucks for the environment.
David LevithanWe pencil-sketch our previous life so we can contrast it to the technicolor of the moment.
David LevithanNeophyte, n. There are millions upon millions of people who have been through this before-- why is it that no one can give my good advice?
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