i have to cross the river of extreme awkwardness in order to get to the paradise on the other side.

If I'm not telling you something, it's for a reason. Just because you trust me, it doesn't mean I have to automatically trust you. Trust doesn't work like that.

I don’t want to know anything, and I want to know it all

For I have never wanted a lover, but I have always wanted to love, and to be loved.

gravity, n. I imagine you saved my life. And then I wonder if I'm just imagining it.

After tiny has tried ballerina pose, swing-batter-batter pose, pump-up-the-jam pose, and top-of-the-mountain-sound-of-music pose in the reflection of the bean, he walks us to a bench overlooking lake shore drive.

The way you argued with me, you would have thought that we were debating the existence of God or whether or not we should move in together. These kinds of fights can never be won – even if you’re the victor, you’ve hurt the other person, and there has to be some loss associated with that.