Aristrocracy is like cheese. The older it is the higher it becomes.

You cannot trust the interests of any class entirely to another class; and you cannot trust the interests of any sex to another sex.

If the people really knew [the truth] the war would be stopped tomorrow. But of course they don't know and can't know.

The world is becoming like a lunatic asylum run by lunatics.

With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.

Four specters haunt the Poor - Old Age, Accident, Sickness and Unemployment. We are going to exorcise them. We are going to drive hunger from the hearth. We mean to banish the workhouse from the horizon of every workman in the land.

We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is drink.