There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It won't ring from room service; your mother won't be calling you. If the phone has not rung by 8 in the morning, you're dead.

Everyone needs money. That's why they call it money

I don't really have a social life.

The essence of jiu-jitsu is philosophy.

The government, for example, has determined that black people (somehow) have fewer abilities than white people, and, so, must be given certain preferences. Anyone acquainted with both black and white people knows this assessment is not only absurd but monstrous. And yet it is the law.

Our job, as writers is to do our jobs.

Opportunity may knock, but it seldom nags.