Me, I want to bloody kick this moronic bloody world in the bloody teeth over and over till it bloody understands that not hurting people is ten bloody thousand times more bloody important than being right.
David MitchellWhoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.
David MitchellWhen I think about it, I'm happily bewildered that people will preorder my books They'll preorder me. What a lucky guy!
David Mitchell