But Champagne is not drinking.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles.

Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.

I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller - my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to happen is if I paint a dirty one on the wall of the gentlemen's lavatory.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.