Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

But Champagne is not drinking.

I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller - my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to happen is if I paint a dirty one on the wall of the gentlemen's lavatory.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.