Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way.

Malta is a sod of a place.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.