Ultra competitive people who always need to win end up enjoying things less.

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.