I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

Never stop learning and adapting. The world will always be changing. If you limit yourself to what you knew and what you were comfortable with earlier in your life, you will grow increasingly frustrated with your surroundings as you age.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

But Champagne is not drinking.

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.