You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller - my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to happen is if I paint a dirty one on the wall of the gentlemen's lavatory.

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

Ultra competitive people who always need to win end up enjoying things less.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.