Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who's facing him

I've seen some players with very big feet ... and some with very small feet.

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls

There's always been a fierce rivalry between Spurs and Tottenham.

I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink.

The zip on the pitch is very zippy

He is an interesting player - short back legs.