The zip on the pitch is very zippy

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls

Preki quite literally only has the one foot

There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.

I've seen some players with very big feet ... and some with very small feet.

Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who's facing him

A game is not won until it is lost.