Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.
David ReesI have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all.
David ReesI didn't dare to dream of making money. But now of course, I've made many thousands of dollars sharpening pencils.
David ReesI just wanted a really simple, dramatic way so that fans, people who were reading my comic, would be like, "This is something different." Just to flag it, almost.
David Rees