It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'

I don't want to be one of these people who's like, "Man, I don't know where my ideas come from and I don't know why this works."

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

I've always liked Richard Pryor. I've always responded to rhythmic profanity.

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.

Obviously, I never had to sketch anything out. To me, that was the appeal of working with clip art, working digitally. You make it and it's done.

Any working cartoonist will tell you this, anybody who's working in a creative field: at some point, it's a job. You have deadlines. I think, for over a year, I refused to make them for publications, because I only wanted to make them when I wanted to make them. But at some point, I was like, "This is crazy, you have an opportunity to be a professional cartoonist.