I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.

I don't think I would've ever dared dreaming of becoming a professional cartoonist. I wouldn't set myself up for that disappointment.

I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.

I'm interested in the structure of art and how it works. And the content is also interesting, but I don't want to keep the same structure and just plug in new content every week.

It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'

I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.

I have very limited craftsmanship. And a lot of the stuff I make plays on that.