I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all.

I like feeling like I'm discovering something new. That's really a special feeling and also, you don't have it that often. At least, I don't. Maybe I'm not creative enough.

The type of pop culture that is honestly very moving and powerful to me is [when artists] do their homework. They make it real.

To me, if you're lucky enough to make stuff that people will pay money for, do a good job. Really do a good job. Especially if you're talking about real stuff, like terror atrocities and human rights abuses and pencil-sharpening techniques.

I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.

Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.

I've never been good at self-promotion. And my URL is really obscure. And for years and years, there was nothing about me on my website.