The difference between the first time I read something and the tenth time I read something is generally pretty profound. Even if the script is the same, just the way that I read it is different.

Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch.

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.

He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.

I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.

He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father." He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples." He nice, the Jesus.

I don't think my life is more interesting than anybody else's.