The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely.

I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.

Perhaps the little Negro girl was holding a concealed razor blade. Maybe she was one of the troublemakers out for a fresh white scalp.

I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.