It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.
If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.
I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.
I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter.
If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding.