A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.
David SedarisThe message was that if something is free, you should only take the best. If, on the other hand, you're forced to pay, it's best to lower the bar and not be so choosy.
David SedarisMaybe one day, I would write a story about arguing in public, and those would come in handy in some way.
David Sedaris