I've maintained old friendships, like with people I knew in the nineteen-seventies, but have lost the knack for meeting new people. This has a lot to do with my writing schedule. I don't want to be disturbed, and the willingness to be disturbed is, I think, part of being a good friend.
David SedarisFamous people like to choose friends who won't go around repeating their conversations and details about them.
David SedarisUsually, if I think something is really funny, it doesn't get any reaction whatsoever.
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