As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners.

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.

I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.

I've wasted a lot of time pretending to be interested in people who weren't terribly interesting.

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to do that.