A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry.

Sometimes you read something and it's just -- it doesn't invite a reader....Sometimes you read something and it's not saying, 'oh come in, come in have a seat. I'm going to tell you what happened.' Perhaps my writing comes off as conversational...and that takes effort.

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

Besides, if I wanted to hear people speaking wall-to-wall French, all I had to do was remove my headphones and participate in what is known as ‘real life,’ a concept as uninviting as a shampoo cocktail.

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, it doesn't get any reaction whatsoever.