The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely.
David SedarisI started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
David SedarisI am a person who feels guilty for crimes I have not committed, or have not committed in years. The police search the train station for a serial rapist and I cover my face with a newspaper, wondering if maybe I did it in my sleep. The last thing I stole was an eight-track tape, but to this day I'm unable to enter a store without feeling like a shoplifter. It's all the anxiety with none of the free stuff.
David Sedaris