I never got the idea of a punishing God, just a really boring one. To see people growing up in the Carolinas who were Baptist, I knew there were others who felt God was going to send them to hell for any little thing, but not me.
David SedarisNow, I like a church service, but this was one of those write-your-own-vows sorts of things. Neither of them had ever picked up a pen in their life, but all of a sudden theyโre poets, right, like thatโs all it takes โ being in love.
David SedarisMost people, or at least most of the people that I've come into contact with, would like to be written about.
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