Thank god I'm in England, because if I lived in any other country, it'd probably be the Philippines. Because with Rodrigo Duterte as the leader they couldn't really give me attitude on Donald Trump.

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

And one of the things I noticed pretty early on in art school was that my classmates had no notion of an audience. Right? I mean, growing up with the mother that I did, I learned that when you walk into the dry cleaners, there's an audience waiting for you. You know, maybe it's just the person behind the counter.

At first, writing for The New Yorker was very scary to me. I couldn't imagine anything that I would write in that typeface.

I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything.

Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.

Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch.