High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just squint, figuring that if something is more than ten feet away, I'll just deal with it when I get there.
David SedarisI haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
David SedarisFamous people like to choose friends who won't go around repeating their conversations and details about them.
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