I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.
David SedarisI've wasted a lot of time pretending to be interested in people who weren't terribly interesting.
David SedarisI'm completely fascinated by the health-care debate going on in the United States, especially by posters of Obama with a little mustache drawn on his upper lip. Is that what Hitler is really known for, his health-care plan? To quote Bill Maher, "I haven't seen this many pissed-off old white people since they cancelled 'Murder She Wrote.'"
David Sedaris