I started writing when I was twenty. My first book came out when I was thirty-five. But I never expected that it would happen quickly.

Thank god I'm in England, because if I lived in any other country, it'd probably be the Philippines. Because with Rodrigo Duterte as the leader they couldn't really give me attitude on Donald Trump.

Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes.

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry.

The good thing about England - like, if I were in France, all people would be doing is rubbing my nose in Donald Trump. As if I voted for him. Just rubbing my nose in him. And in England, they'd be rubbing my nose in it too, except for Brexit. So that means they can't rub my nose in anything!

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.