I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense

I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.

Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest.