Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.

While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.

Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.