I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.

A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.

When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end.

We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.

I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don't think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise it would be quite cynical.