All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first.

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

Children's books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as demanding as adult readers, if not more so. I should know. I'm a children's writer myself.

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.

Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with women with a man.

American culture is kind of an international culture, isn't it? British culture is a bit more unique. I think funny things are sort of funny around the world, really.