No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

Social satire has been around since people have been around.

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.

I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.