No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.

I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.

I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.

It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland.

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.