Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat I just feel really happy in the water.

American culture is kind of an international culture, isn't it? British culture is a bit more unique. I think funny things are sort of funny around the world, really.

I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.

I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You can't send flowers and buy gifts then, when you're married, say, 'Right, get my tea on'. That doesn't go down well. So you've got to keep that level of interest going.

All human life can be found in an airport.