Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat I just feel really happy in the water.

All human life can be found in an airport.

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.

Social satire has been around since people have been around.

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.

The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for.