I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly.

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.

American culture is kind of an international culture, isn't it? British culture is a bit more unique. I think funny things are sort of funny around the world, really.

It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and Desiree from 'Little Britain' on screen, it makes all the hard work worth it. It's such fun watching those transformations.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.