I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly.

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

We've got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites.

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.