What was I thinking? Fact is I wasn't thinking. I didn't want to think. I wanted to feel.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

Im constantly astounded by how amazing women are. And as we go through all these different stages of life as long as you share them with others and say, Well, this is bloody weird, you can get through everything.

What was I thinking? Fact is I wasn't thinking. I didn't want to think. I wanted to feel.

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

I don't know what the future holds, but I have to be confident about it. It's just the way I am.

I don't know why I feel so crazy...I feel like I'm going through a stargate. Maybe it's the diet pills. Maybe it's Buddha.