I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.

A nation that spends billions to fix international problems will not have much left over for the victims of tornadoes in Oklahoma.

And so now you think society is to blame for the mess you made of yourself?

You are one of a kind, one in a billion, an incredible unique individual. The problem is, so is everybody else.

I developed a term that is used in the game right now called sacking a quarterback. Sacking a quarterback is just like you devastate a city or you cream a multitude of people. I mean it’s just like you put all the offensive players in one bag and I just take a baseball bat and beat on the bag.

When I flew from Orlando to Los Angeles in 1960, I sat next to a guy from Disney who was paying 75¢ an acre for land. I thought he was some special kind of fool - and since they built the park, history has proven there was a fool sitting in one of our seats.

The problem a guy who lies all the time faces is he never can tell when anybody else is telling the truth.