I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.

First, you've got to get the job. "Yeah, I can do it," I would say. When I was a kid, I could do anything. Lucky nobody ever asked me if I could fly a jet plane.

I never was very big on praying for victory. For God to give a big win to the Denver Broncos, wouldn't He have to take it away from somebody else, say, the Green Bay Packers?

Be patient with the negative people of the world. Take a moment to think how they are helping you clarify your own thinking and firming your own resolve. Then, headslap them out of your way.

The problem a guy who lies all the time faces is he never can tell when anybody else is telling the truth.

Know the difference between famous and great.

A nation that spends billions to fix international problems will not have much left over for the victims of tornadoes in Oklahoma.