When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma.

Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag. You’re sacking them. You’re bagging them. And that’s what you’re doing with a quarterback.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.

The only thing Native Americans ever did better than the rest of us is spirituality. Of course, that's everything, isn't it?